Favorite Sayings
While negotiating holiday traffic today, I thought of some of my favorite sayings. These are used in different situations. Those of you that read LL, will recognize one. Some of these you may have heard before, some not. I hope that you enjoy them all. So, the following are some of my favorite sayings and a few words:
"Fuck me silly in a birdbath!"
"Fuck me running sideways through a crosswalk!"
"Pee or get off the pot!" (For female drivers)
"You know, the light doesn't get any greener in this state."
"Fuck-face"
"Fuck-nuts"
"Were you bred stupid, or did you learn that?"
"Ya, Fuck-ya!"
Well, that is all that I can think of right now. I started writing this and had more in mind, but forgot some of the sayings that I wanted to write down. Maybe I will update later with more, if I remember them.
"Fuck me silly in a birdbath!"
"Fuck me running sideways through a crosswalk!"
"Pee or get off the pot!" (For female drivers)
"You know, the light doesn't get any greener in this state."
"Fuck-face"
"Fuck-nuts"
"Were you bred stupid, or did you learn that?"
"Ya, Fuck-ya!"
Well, that is all that I can think of right now. I started writing this and had more in mind, but forgot some of the sayings that I wanted to write down. Maybe I will update later with more, if I remember them.
2 Comments:
At 30 November, 2005 13:59 , Kent said...
Rooster,
Remember S.G. back in college? She used to say 'fuck me hard,' all the time?
That was so hot.
At 30 November, 2005 21:44 , Earth Rooster said...
kent - I do remember that. And you are right, it was. Especially from her.
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