Another One
This guy is walking down the street, when he sees this beautiful woman with big boobs. He walks up to her and asks, "Listen, if I pay you $100, can I bite your tits?"
She says, "No, you creep. Go Away!" and walks away.
Not put off by this remark, the guy runs up to her again. "Alright, alright. What if I give you $1000? Then, can I bite 'em?"
"No, I am not that kind of girl. Leave me alone." And she bails, again.
Unpreturbed, he runs up to her again.
"OK, how about for $10,000. Then I bite your tits?"
She thinks to herself, "Wow, for $10K?" "Ok, sure." She pulls the guy into a nearby alley and pulls up her shirt.
The guy jumps on the boobs. He is licking, fondling, carressing, and drooling all over them.
She says, "I thought that your were going to bite them."
"Are you kidding?", he says, "$10,000 is way too expensive. I can't afford that!"
She says, "No, you creep. Go Away!" and walks away.
Not put off by this remark, the guy runs up to her again. "Alright, alright. What if I give you $1000? Then, can I bite 'em?"
"No, I am not that kind of girl. Leave me alone." And she bails, again.
Unpreturbed, he runs up to her again.
"OK, how about for $10,000. Then I bite your tits?"
She thinks to herself, "Wow, for $10K?" "Ok, sure." She pulls the guy into a nearby alley and pulls up her shirt.
The guy jumps on the boobs. He is licking, fondling, carressing, and drooling all over them.
She says, "I thought that your were going to bite them."
"Are you kidding?", he says, "$10,000 is way too expensive. I can't afford that!"
posted by Earth Rooster @ 19:49
3 Comments:
At 04 November, 2005 16:11 ,
Kent said...
Here's a joke for you, Porter Boy:
What does the sperm say to the egg?
"Don't ever buy a cheap condom from one of those public restroom wall dispensers."
At 04 November, 2005 16:14 ,
Earth Rooster said...
Now, that is funny!
At 05 November, 2005 11:30 ,
NML/Natalie said...
Thanks for giving me a good giggle!
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