Rule #1

Ok, after reading this news article from Pittsburg comes a new rule book that I am going to have to make. This may not be #1, but it would be pretty high on the list.

Rule: "Do not fall asleep at the home of a scorned ex-lover."

Gail O'Toole [nice name] was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts that she committed against her ex-lover, Ken Slaby.

Short story, shorter. Gail glued Ken's penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg, and glued the cheeks of his ass together.