Monkey

From a report, field reporter "Yoda", in the San Diego area...It seems that a certain cocktail waitress in the greatest sports bar in the San Diego area is getting a monkey. Now, this doesn't seem to be a big deal, but the jokes are flying. "Vicky" the monkey. What a freak show.

It seems that the monkey is a gift from the waitress's ex-husband. This is actually quite humorous for those in the know. Now she has a kid and a monkey... living on tips.

If the monkey is bad, are you going to spank it? You can spank my monkey anytime!